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I Got You Keith

Keith Price and Brad Dobbs chill after spring game

This entire article is an excuse for me to use this photo.

I swear, I think everyone’s favorite player is the backup quarterback.

The thing about team sports, is that in the game of football, the Quarterback gets all the credit, all the good, and almost all of the bad as well.

However, I do subscribe to the NabNoPa (best NCAA ’10 coach to ever live) rule of thought, “If you aren’t good enough to play, you don’t deserve to be on the field.” Is Cyler Miles good enough to play? I would say yes, he is in the program, but he isn’t good enough to start now. Otherwise he would have won the starting job in camp. This is Keith’s team – so buckle up and get ready for the ride.

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The Mascot Games – NFC East Edition

The trade deadline looms soon in the NFL, and teams will be looking to potentially send off some of the future to take on some of the present.  If there is any division that might be in sell mode, it would be the NFC East. However, let’s preview the player on their team that they can’t trade – and that’s their mascot.

The rules are simple, each NFL team must have their own mascot on the field at all times. One is the minimum, the entire team is the maximum. All animals will be trained/trainable, but the bounds of reality of that animal still applies (I.E, a Bear can’t be trained to be a perfect read option QB, but would be a beast DE or something to that effect). I will preview each division over the next few weeks, then ultimately pick one team that rises to the top.

With that being said, here is how I would configure each NFL team – where I would put their mascot, and if this ultimately hurts or helps the team.

The fourth installment, the NFC East.  The Cowboys, the Giants, the Eagles and the Redskins, now taking the field.

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Fantasy Football – Fantasy Genie Gets His Grades & More Picks

Fantasy Week 2

Last week, I became a fantasy expert. This self-appointed title has inspired me to start granting the Twitter Universe their wishes of fantasy help. Many people throw out a “Who should I start?” question to the corporate fantasy experts and I am there to give them the advice they are seeking, because we all know those corporate dudes don’t have the time to respond. Well, guess what? I do. If you have some questions yourself, you can tweet at me @BenKelleyNFWF with the #FantasyGenie.

Now, with any genie you run the risk of genie granting your wish with a negative consequence. We have all seen Bedazzled (granted Elizabeth Hurley didn’t come out of a lamp, but she still granted wishes). I am more along the lines of Kazaam, coming out of a boombox to save your fantasy week. Don’t get me wrong we can end up down the Aladdin path with a few adventures along the way, but in the end it will be you free from missing the playoffs.

My positive and negative players from Week 1 need to be evaluated. I can’t just talk about the good picks and ignore the misses. Here are the grades:

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Fantasy Football – My Gut Tells Me

Fantasy Week 1.jpg

Recently, I became a fantasy football expert. How, you ask? Quite simply, just self appointed myself an expert. I generally feel this is the route most fantasy experts go to get the title of expert. Now that we have a fantasy expert here at No Fair Weather Fans, everyone should come here to get their fantasy info.

The important thing to remember is that you should always go with your own gut instincts when it comes to picking your starters or sitting your scrubs. We all have those moments when our gut doesn’t know what to do. Don’t you worry, I have plenty of gut. This means I have plenty of gut feelings. If you can’t make a decision on who to start or sit, you can come to my belly for EXPERT advice.

Here are some of my gut feelings for Week 1:

 

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The Mascot Games – NFC North Edition

Preseason is in full swing, and roster cuts haven’t quite happened yet.  They happen a few times – but let’s preview the player on their team that they can’t cut – and that’s their mascot.

The rules are simple, each NFL team must have their own mascot on the field at all times. One is the minimum, the entire team is the maximum. All animals will be trained/trainable, but the bounds of reality of that animal still applies (I.E, a Bear can’t be trained to be a perfect read option QB, but would be a beast DE or something to that effect). I will preview each division over the next few weeks, then ultimately pick one team that rises to the top.

With that being said, here is how I would configure each NFL team – where I would put their mascot, and if this ultimately hurts or helps the team.

The third installment, the NFC North.  The Bears, the Lions, the Vikings and the Packers, now taking the field.

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#24 No Fair Weather Fans Podcast – Seahawks, Dempsey and Johnny Football

I approve of this podcast.

I approve of this podcast.

You didn’t think we knew our rap music? Well, you would be wrong. A few minutes of Lil’ Flip and his fellow Clover G Records’ artists. You know we always keep it light, but there are a few rants in there. Don’t worry we get back on topic pretty quickly. This podcast can be summed up with the Lil Flip song “The Way We Ball.”

  • Seahawks vs Chargers
  • Clint Dempsey with the Sounders
  • Johnny Manziel and other NCAA investigations

The entire Betty Who – High Society (Soundmen Remix) is at the end of the podcast. The track has been playing all summer for us. You can find them at TheSoundmenMusic.com or follow both of them on Twitter @scottsoundmen and @JamisonSoundMen.

We are bringing the fire, so get your click and get your download on.

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#23 No Fair Weather Fans Podcast – Hockey, Baseball and being back on the Internet

Podcast Granny

This is a lesson folks, a lesson in not taking half of the year off.  We have opinions, and we want to share them.  We figured MP3 or AAC would be the best way to do that, and we have let you down.  Well fear no more, another unprepared podcast done from the hip is here to “entertain” you and learn up some hockey!  Or, at least learn that Brad claims to have a favorite team but knows nothing about them.  Also a good time!

  • Dallas Stars & San Jose Sharks offSeason talk
  • some Mariners
  • some soccer
  • doomsday scenario time!

Join us folks.  Point your podcast fetchers, your URL’s and your ears.  Listen in and enjoy sports talk on a few days delay.  Also, Granny – get a Mac.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN IN YO BROWSER or…. iTUNES DAWG

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Some Things Are Never Funny, like ALS

“This is inhuman. I can’t believe anyone would stoop so low as far as mocking somebody who is dying,” said one caller on WWL Radio Monday night.

Three radio jocks in Atlanta lost their jobs yesterday for a segment they would take back if they could.

These three shock-jocks decided that a skit, where one impersonated Steve Gleason would be a funny bit.  If you aren’t aware, Steve Gleason has ALS, or Lou Gehrig’s Disease, which as rendered him unable to walk or speak.  He communicates through a computer that he controls with his eyes.

If you haven’t heard the segment, I have a link right here on Huffington Post.  It truly is completely awkward, terrible, and tasteless to listen to, because I think you can hear them wanting to stop the segment while they had the chance.  Alas, they didn’t and it ended up costing them their jobs.

You got your usual Twitter bravado before the station axe came down on them, then the apologies after they got fired.  I am not sure they truly were sorry, just sorry for the fact that the brutal attempt at humor cost them their jobs.

Right.  ”Took a shot”…

..and there’s that.

Having done a few radio segments here locally in the Northwest, I stay pretty conservative on the subjects I cover & talk about.  Very rarely are segments or skits off the cuff – they are well thought out and also given consideration for how it will sound or be on radio.  This particular skit wouldn’t have worked in any medium, but you know for sure they knew what they were doing before they even started the skit.

I am glad the website Tiger Droppings was able to get a hold of this and whip up the appropriate storm in due time.  In this day and age – it doesn’t take much for something to catch social fire.  The station in Atlanta did the right thing in letting these guys go.

For information on how to donate to Team Gleason and fight ALS, click here to learn more.

Go Cougs.

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On Backtracking – Bring on Percy

Harvin Signs

Just a few weeks ago, I wrote a little article here on the blog about taking a pass on Percy Harvin to the Hawks.  I didn’t know what the trade package was going to be, kinda didn’t care – I just wasn’t interested in having him on the team.  I thought there were other places to address on the team first before picking up a wide receiver, and also the corresponding cap hit the Hawks would take by resigning him.

This is my official eating crow post, which I am noticing is becoming a trend.

The facts (and some of my opinions) are what they are, and the more I learn about ol’ John Schneider and Pete Carroll, the more I like them.

  • In my mind, the whole cap thing was a little overblown.  The way this contract is structured & how the Hawks didn’t spend $13.2M last year (which now gets to carry over), I like how the balance sheet looks.
  • Plus, the outlook for the next few years is setting up quite nicely, and guess what – the whole team isn’t going to fall apart AND they can clearly still add players.  Check out this post by Davis Hsu over at Field Gulls.  I am not going to lie, I am not a total cap expert (and by this I mean I am not at all), but this guy is and the next few years look just fine.
  • If the Hawks line up in a 4 receiver set, it’s going to be nasty.  Imagine Rice, Harvin, Tate & Baldwin all on the field at one time.  Pretty much everyone’s nickel DB is going to either get shredded, or it’s a bunch of 1-on-1 coverage all over the field.  I like that with DangerRuss either rolling out or sitting back in the pocket.
  • Did I mention in the above scenario, you could also have Beast just chillin’ in the backfield.  That’s a nice stretched out defense.  Run wild Beast, run wild.
  • The injury issues?  Oh yeah, those are overblown.  It’s been two years since his last migraine and he has been treated for them at the Mayo Clinic.  I should have searched that one out on Bing.
  • The NFC West is making moves.  The Hawks clearly aren’t going to stand pat.  If the Hawks didn’t make this move – the additions in the NFC West like Mr. Boldin & Long would have made this irrational fan a little more nervous about the rest of the division catching up.  Now, I don’t worry about that as much on my irrational fan pillow at night.

In retrospect – I look at my month-ago self and laugh at him.  Welcome to Seattle Percy, this is going to get cray.

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Tim Brown: YOU MAD

Jerry Rice and Tim Brown

As most of you have heard Tim Brown accused Bill Callahan of purposely blowing Super Bowl 38 this week. Not sure how well you can count (I took to the calculator to figure it out), but that is 10 Super Bowls/years ago. Brown claims he has brought this up multiple times over the years, however no one has heard about it until now. This time he has his boy Jerry Rice backing him. Now, if this was Tecmo Super Bowl for my NES, I would be totally respecting these dudes. In 1991 these guys were in their prime and I was 10 years old. I would have been stoked to meet Tim Brown and Jerry Rice, then. Now, I just think they are a couple of guys who are bitter old men. I’m sure I will be in their boat one day, granted they will be in Davy Jones’ locker by the time I get to their bitter level.

I like how Tim points out that Callahan “threw” the Super Bowl by changing the game plan two days before the Super Bowl. C’mon Tim Dogg! You know Al Davis was making the calls around that organization, this wasn’t your first rodeo, cowboy. You had played with the Raiders for 16 years at that point. You seriously played for the same team the entire time I was in school. You knew what was going on around those parts. I am going to let Jerry Rice slide a little, he was 41 and had played in the league for 19 years. I am sure he had mush brains by that point.

Tim, you really think Bill Callahan was going to throw away the potential of tacking on millions of extra dollars on top of what he would make as a coach in the NFL? You think the competitor in him would really throw away a chance to be on top of the sport he loves? You really think Callahan would throw away a legacy for his boy John “Chucky” Gruden? It was Callahan’s first year coaching. He wouldn’t do that.

Let’s face facts here, Timmy. This time of year is a little rough on you. I mean, you never got to hold up that Vince Lombardi Trophy. That eats at you doesn’t it. It time for to just admit…

Camron-You-Mad

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